Foucault is the one reason people hate France.

Look at him.
Don't you hate him?

(Shiznas will return in May.)

Oh SHI-

It still is.

BANANA!

It is.

PBR, king of (cheap) beers

I figured it was about time to honor one of my staple beers, I do enjoy a few cans of PBR when the mood hits. So, I drew up an advertisement for what I think of when I think of PBR. I know it isn't 1:1 of how PBR is s'posed to look, but this is what I see when I look in my fridge... ice cubes and condensation in the air. My fridge is also dark.

Okay, maybe I drew this thing up in class instead of listening to my prof, sue me.

Cave Story

Do you enjoy classic video games? Do you enjoy crack cocaine? You may enjoy Cave Story.

I used to be a died-in-the-wool Megaman fan and considered it the ultimate platformer, but Cave Story has turned my world view on its head. The game was designed by a single Japanese designer over the course of five years and the level of perfection in gameplay is clearly visible.

The problem is this game is addictive as hell. Speed runs are actually fun and there is a single, controlled level that is tailored for doing speed runs (example provided in the video by a VERY talented player).

Check out Play This Thing for details about how you can install an English language version.

Now why the sudden expressed interest? We-e-e-ell... You'll see in the next few weeks. But here is a hint about why I am so interested in it:

So a naked guy with a horse's head walks into a bar...

HEY Y'ALL! I OWN THE FAT TIRE BIKE!

Click on the above image to read about it. Why? Well I own the Fat Tire bike, of course.