30 June 2007
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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Also, if you want to listen to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny on CD, they've got copies of Lemon Demon's latest CD with all kinds of other tracks included:
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Transliteration goof-up
Шицназ
The old title was:
сицназ (sitsnaz)
Why this matters, I'm not sure, but Alex had me change it.
Na naaaaa na na na na Beautiful KatamarWii!
Namco has announced that they are dropping development of their PS3 version of Beautiful Katamari and refocusing efforts on a Wii version (!). The bad news? The original creator of Katamari Damacy will not be involved...
Anybody remember how fucked up Metal Gear Solid 2 was compared to Metal Gear Solid when Hideo Kojima distanced himself from the project? I can smell rehash and lack of creativity. But I can also smell shoving a Katamari with a Wiimote!
(I hope the King of all Cosmos comes equipped with new tights. I'm not buying it unless that bastard has disgusting spandex.)
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Don't know about Katamari? Click here.
Everything you ever wanted to know about tagging but were afraid to ask.
"Tiny" shows us she ain't no toy after the jump.
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27 June 2007
My computer lost USB :(
Link to where I purchased this kit.
I hate the iPhone.
Meanwhile, the Open Moko project is going to give us a very functional Linux distro that is wide-open for developers. It will undoubtedly get some cool apps, and on top of that, it is a technological powerhouse that could keep up with the iPhone for less money, and without a horrid service contract with AT&T!
So, why am I so adamant about the iPhone? I want to get on Fox as the only person in the world that hates the iPhone:
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Shittiest flight ever.
Remember that movie Snakes on a Plane? This be Shit on a Plane. It needs very little supplemental explanation as there is already an article from one of the passengers about the shit that attacked them.
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26 June 2007
Surprisingly, Neo-Nazis are dicks.
"Ewwe" is a bizarre mutation of the phrase "You know?" Some folks know that their beliefs make others uncomfortable, making them uncomfortable as well. So, to reaffirm that they think you give a shit, they will so frequently spout "you know" that it becomes "y'nkow" and then "y'eow" and finally "ewwe". A typical sentence from somebody that says "ewwe" on a frequent basis (an ewwe-bot) might sound like this, "I think it is gay that, ewwe, they let queers in the army. Ewwe?" I need not call that an exaggeration--I have met many such folks. This guy might be an exaggeration of "ewwe-bots," though:
A 27-year-old white supremacist was alone in an examination room with a 60-year-old corrections officer when he grabbed the cop's gun, fatally shot him in the head and escaped Monday morning, police said.I don't know whether to be relieved that it isn't just Idaho that breeds these assholes but a few other places as well.
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Via BoingBoing.
P.S. Volichnaya Stodka may not return for a while. VS has been out of touch ever since we got into a little scuffle.
22 June 2007
[DIGG] O'reilly mutes commentator (again)
Where does Fox find it's Liberal commentators? He didn't even have to push the mute button to turn them into punching bags! I hate to say it, but everybody on that panel might have been able to split a brain-cell between themselves. Bill O'Whiney and two "liberal rhetoric" stereotypes. Where'd all the decent progressive commentators go?
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Boys on Wheels.
you know it shouldn't be funny but i died laughing. these guys know how to take life though thats for sure.
here's some more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY
Russian paratroopers and the shit they break over their head...
Whether you tried sometime to break a brick a hand or a head? And meanwhile, that favourite representation of commandoes on holidays. It very much is pleasant to spectators.There you have it.
Also liked hands break boards and break bottles. Whether there is here any secret? Perhaps, at them especially strong heads?
The secret is. It consists that practically everyone men has enough force to break a brick. And the secret consists in not were afraid to strike. It is necessary to concentrate not on an obstacle, and that is behind it.
Probably, in life always so: if you want to earn one million - you should aspire to earn 10 million. (sic)
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what rap use to be
you know for some reason old school rap makes me feel good inside. WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Hey assholes! You want a rocket?!
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How to safely ship a man in a rubber suit.
BoingBoing had a link to this interesting site. Curiosity got the best of me and I saw a photo tutorial about how to take your rubber-suited man, stick him in a metal cage and ship him safely.
Click here for rubber-suit-man shipping tutorial.
21 June 2007
LinuxSucks.org
Hey everybody! What's geekier than a Tux the Penguin tat? Give up? A tattoo of Tux the Penguin dead because you're the 1337est shit that ever walked the face of the earth!
I can't tell if they're joking or serious. If they are joking, it's so over the top it's not funny; if they are serious, it's so over the top it is funny. LinuxSucks.org is a community dedicated to... hating Linux. They're primary motivations seem to be that Windows XP is the best operating system ever--Uh, let me double check that:
Yeah, somebody who speaks in the third person and thinks he is Dolph Lundgren said that Windows XP is the best operating system ever. This at first led me to believe the whole thing is a joke, but the tattoo image above leaves me wondering. Somebody decided they wanted a picture of Tux the Penguin dead on their arm for the rest of their life.THE DOLPH RECALLS.
Some fifteen years ago, before Free Software was Open Source, and before the release of the best operating system ever, Windows XP *, even before the release of the pityful Windows 95, a couple of hundred twenty-something basement hackers were aiming for WORLD DOMINATION with an even more pityful concept of a command-line, white-on-black terminal operating system: Linux.
(* This is not to say Windows XP can't be improved. Unfortunately, Microsoft has decided making it worse and calling it Windows Vista is a better approach. Go figure.)
Getting back on track, their primary complaints about Linux are that it wants your permission to keep folks from fubaring your system, it's icky that you don't have to restart your system very often and that Linux has some features that mimic other operating systems. Strangely enough on the about page, they complain that Linux should be more like Mac OS. Equally strangely, the whole site runs off of a Linux server, probably Apache.
In conclusion... WTF?
20 June 2007
Snorg Tees girl
You know the one. If we were taking a vote for most prolific, nameless web-celebs, either she or the Goatse would get it. However, she has been disqualified from that aforementioned competition: her name is Alice. Not only that, but Alice has a fan club.
This begs the question: "What's the deal?" Snorg started advertising pretty much everywhere on the web and overnight "Snorgtees Girl" was born. She even uses the pseudonym for her Myspace account!
I worry for Snorgtees Girl. B3TA and the Real Doll Doctor might team up. It's only a matter of time before they get the idea...
Homebrew Mercedes
EnglishRussia has a link to somebody converting a Suzuki into a Mercedes "G-Class". Mercedes is my car of choice but I can't help but fall in love with the ingenuity of the maker! That and it is probably a lot more affordable to repair their "G-class" than Mercedes's stupid-looking Humvee.
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Who the hell is Andrew Keen?
VS first saw mention of this Andrew Keen on Digg. He would be like any other "OHNOES! NETS ARE IN MY BASE KILLING MY DOODS!" variety of breathless, anti-web commentators, but he cites the fact that he was a dot-com exec to earn him some credibility.
His main arguments against the web are:
- Supporting mass-collaboration makes you a communist. (OH NOES!)
- Experts in proprietary fields (holders of intellectual property and copyrights) yield no benefits. (OMG!)
- It is too good to be true. (WTF?!)
He started audiocafe.com in 1997 with funding from Intel and SAP, but it closed in 18 months, earning him a place in the Fucked Company Hall of Fame.[3][4]That's right, he was a failed dot-com exec. He worked on some other projects later, but AudioCafe stands out in my mind from a few years back. However, contrary to the thesis of his book, it was not mass-collaboration but an even bigger corporation that probably destroyed AudioCafe; Amazon.com. AudioCafe sold high-end audio equipment which is usually firmly in the court of Amazon and a few other tight-fisted retail sites. It was pure rat-race capitalism that destroyed his business, not the Digg mafia.
His other argument about the poor, starving experts is that the web is damaging their credibility. Taken from his blog (how twisted and ironic is that?!) I have a more substantial portion of his take on people using the Internet to supplement:
The crazy utopian of the World is Flat, has finally sniffed reality. Tom Friedman, praise the lord, has finally become a skeptic of all this web democracy.We've all acquired dog's hearing, he told us. Which means that we've become acutely sensitive to information about ourselves. Everything is personal is the global information age. It's democratic narcissism, Google style. Friedman borrowed Linda Stone's notion of "continuous partial attention" to explain our descent into this canine inaninity. The only thing we can concentrate on is what other people are saying about us. What Friedman once saw as a flat world has acquired a billion inaccessible peaks.
The climax of Friedman's talk focused on the flattening of truth and fiction on the Internet. He told the story of Muslim woman in the Middle East who was against Al Gore because he was Jewish. When he tried to correct her, she refused to believe him:
"But I read it on the Internet," she insisted.
Friedman has got the species right, but the body part wrong. It's not dog's hearing that we've acquired -- but a canine soul. I read it on the Internet has become the equivalent of a dog's faith in their master's voice.
Wow. I do see a couple of problems here. The first assumption that Andrew makes is that the internet takes over people's minds and makes them into agenda-gobbling zombies. The second assumption that he makes is that the internet turns people's minds off. I know for a fact that there is an overabundance of people on the Internet who do not fact-check information, do not understand what they are reading or simply don't care. For these folks, I want to say the Internet is not at fault. A tool cannot be blamed for the way it was used, the NRA has overemphasized that point for us on many occasions. In the case for the woman cited above, arguing that Gore was Jewish, Keen makes the false assumption that there was no other cause for her ignorance than the Internet. Could it have been her culture that emphasized distrust of Western media? Could it be that she didn't like Gore anyway and it was easy for her to identify with the one guy that said "lol gores a jew"? Keen cannot be certain.
Also, the integrity of mass-collaboration comes to play. The oft-cited Wikipedia-Britannica study sheds the most light when it comes to mass-collaboration versus peer-reviewed and strictly-edited content. Mass-collaboration works great, is quicker, stays current longer and is much more efficient than peer-reviewed content. The only difference is that nobody (except the telcos) walk away with a big, fat check. So I don't think it's necessary to argue against it. We have a self-sustaining method of disseminating information that only empowers the uneducated instead of punishing them.
Web 2.0 is that good and it is true. The Internet is here. I'm using it, you're using it, and Andrew Keen is using it. (How's that, VS?)
EDIT:
BoingBoing has a follow up about Clay Shirky fighting off the anti-web losers:
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Commodore 64 goes USB
This all started when some friends from Press Play on Tape (the Commodore 64 Revival Band) asked if I could help them create a special input-device for controlling their stage show (mostly a laptop controlling a video projector). They would like to have an old-style C64 (breadbox) on stage, and being able to control their stage show with it. My first idea was to use the keyboard controller I have been working on for my MAME cabinet SpiffMAME. This implements the PS/2 keyboard protocol by bit-banging in an Atmel AVR microcontroller. Unfortunately it is not finished yet, but I promise I will make a page about it when it is done. It turned out that PPOT were not too keen on a PS/2 device, since the laptop they use does not have a PS/2 port.I dig the rat's nest of wires behind the keyboard.
Via Make: link
Steampunk Electronics
BoingBoing had a link to this photo collection from Wired that got me drooling. I wanted to do something similar to my laptop a year or two ago, just not anywhere near this level of sophistication!
While on the topic of Steampunk, the Steampunk Workshop stands out:
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19 June 2007
Huzzah! Email is safe again!
This is quite a milestone for the EFF maybe they can hit another home run for us.Update On 6/18/07: Sixth Circuit issues opinion upholding district court's injunction against secret warrantless seizures of email
In Warshak v. USA, EFF is fighting to make sure that your email is as safe against government intrusion as your phone calls, postal mail, or the private papers you keep in your home.
This case was brought by Steven Warshak to stop the government's repeated secret searches and seizures of his stored email using the federal Stored Communications Act (SCA). In a landmark ruling, the district court held that the SCA violates the Fourth Amendment by allowing secret, warrantless searches and seizures of email stored with a third party.
The government, which has routinely used the SCA over the past 20 years to secretly obtain stored email without a warrant, appealed the decision to the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. That court is now primed to be the first circuit court ever to decide whether email users have a "reasonable expectation of privacy" in their stored email.
In a friend-of-the-court brief, EFF and a coalition of civil liberties groups argue in support of the district court's ruling. Email users clearly expect that their inboxes are private, but the government argues the Fourth Amendment doesn't protect emails at all when they are stored with an ISP or a webmail provider like Hotmail or Gmail. EFF disagrees and argues that the Fourth Amendment applies online just as strongly as it does offline.
16 June 2007
15 June 2007
VDV paratrooper breaks 24 beer bottles over his noggin.
This is dreadfully old news, but I realize MosNews (a really entertaining news site based out of Russia) has gone down the crapper. So, I went to the google cache and copied the body of the story out:
Drunk Russian Paratrooper Breaks 24 Bottles Over His Head and Falls Asleep
Created: 26.04.2006 16:22 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 16:22 MSK
MosNews
At his birthday party, a paratrooper from St. Petersburg, fresh home from his 2 years of military service, broke 24 bottles against his head before sinking to the floor in a drunken stupor.
The young man had served in the Russian Air Force, considered the army elite, the Moskovsky Komsomolets daily said Wednesday. He was having a birthday party with friends, when one of the guests asked whether he thought he could break a brick over his head.
The young man, annoyed by the doubt thrown on his abilities, made a bet for a box of vodka that he could, before setting off to look for a brick. However, finding no there were bricks in his apartment, he went for the next best thing — empty beer bottles.
He was breaking the 24th bottle, much to the delight of the guests, when he suddenly fell to the floor unconscious. The guests, afraid that he had killed himself, left the apartment, leaving the unconscious paratrooper on the floor where he was discovered the next morning by his parents.
The parents took the young man to hospital, where doctors said he was deep in a drunken sleep. Apart from alcoholic intoxication, the doctors found a number of bruises to the head and a concussion.
When the man regained consciousness, he refused to stay in hospital for further treatment and left as soon as he could.
"[He] made a bet for a box of vodka..." For some reason this doesn't surprise me. Not because I think that all Russians are alcoholics but Vodka probably works better than rubles as a currency in Russia.
Here is a link of the original page still available with Google cache.
More Trabant love
Deutsche Demokratische Republik salutes the Trabant!
Everybody always talks about how lousy Eastern Bloc cars are... it's because they're lousy.
Via BoingBoing.
14 June 2007
Want some cheap airsoft grenades?
Perhaps the most overpriced item in airsoft are the grenades. Magazines always have a high profit margin, and even moreso with batteries, but if you get the itch to use a grenade launcher, the grenades will send your wallet back to the neolithic.
Enter UN Company. They have classic army grenades in six (6!) packs. For $120 you can get six 18 round grenades or for $146 you can get six 120 round grenades. When I get my mitts on a grenade launcher, I will have to partake.
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13 June 2007
Shameless Plug
VS gets to talk about a laptop and I get to talk about shoveling ads on top of you. That little box to the right is going to contain all of our ads on this page. Blogger is nice enough to provide a free service, so all those ads will do is pay for keeping our domain name for ourselves. VS even mentioned something about donating portions of it to Linux but I think that means buying meth from a smack-cooker nicknamed "the pizza chef" from the pepperoni-like scabs falling off of their arms.
(If this were boingboing, you'd get a unicorn chaser for that.)
Anyway, that should be it for advertising since VS is in it for the fun of it and not the money. Unfortunately, I'm in it for the money. That lovely custom famas above is for sale if you follow this link.
Asus has an iBook
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"Eee PC" is a fantastically stupid name for a computer but I really like the idea behind it. It's an OLPC for the first world. There are rumors circulating that these will be in the neighborhood of $200 which would be ideal for a "take anywhere laptop". Especially since it is so tiny and uses flash memory for storage. Linux and Open Source Blog has some specs for this cute machine.
It's certainly cool... but does it play Doom?
E-Types Russian Lullaby Makes Me Happy!
For the past 2 years or so I have ashamed not only myself but i have ashamed my father, and Jesus for listening to this song at least once a week. I like it. It's a half retarded song but the more you listen to it the better it gets, even though I'm not sure what it's really about.
10 June 2007
I hate World of Warcrack.
09 June 2007
I let Digg into my blog for this.
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08 June 2007
.600 Nitro Express in a Contender
This is an old video, I know, but I saw it for the first time and had a pretty good laugh. Here is a wikipedia entry on the .600 NE cartridge if you are baffled. The shock on that bearded gentleman's face is to die for; and the person that was standing behind him probably did die from a flying target pistol!
06 June 2007
Mario Party 8
However, many of the negative reviews were right on a few points. First of all, 16:9 televisions make the game look like utter shit. You will have to go into the Wii Settings and set your screen to 4:3 to avoid the nasty patterned bars down both sides of the screen. After doing that, the game doesn't even look particularly nice. Also, there is the problem of some of the boards. About half of them are really, really fun but the others are about as fun as trying to sterilize yourself with a toilet seat.
Playing with friends is really fun. Mario Party 8 also makes it easier for non-gamers to join in with how simplistic the control scheme is. But, if you tend to be a hyper-competitive jerk, Games Radar has a guide for you to ensure your kicking of asses at any and all mini-games.
Overall, if you set your Wii to 4:3 (or your screen is already that aspect ratio!) this is a great game to play with a few close friends.
05 June 2007
Scary looking Chechen guns
Comrade-site English Russia has a unique round-up of weapons captured by Russian security forces in Chechnya.
I don't think I would be overly excited to shoot the impressive machine above.
View them all here.
Pickle Surprise
I want to venture a guess and say the pickle can not be found.
[Tom Rubnitz was] a quintessential New York underground film/video artiste, the late Tom Rubnitz took a bite out of the Big Apple and spat it out in a wild kaleidoscope of unequivocal camp and hallucinogenic color. Ann Magnuson, the B-52s, The "Lady" Bunny, and the late John Sex are but a few of the stars that shine oh-so-brightly in Rubnitz's glittering oeuvre. A genre artist par excellence, Rubnitz treated the sexy-druggy-wiggy-luscious-desserty qualities of the '80s downtown club scene with the loving care only a true hedonist could show. Rubnitz died from an AIDS-related illness in 1992.Taken from Video Data Bank